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>> 20100923
Last night I got home late. At about 11pm. Got ready for the night, washed teeth, shower, whatever.
Headed to the bed and since I was still alone I layed down and read some staff on my iPad ( oh yeah, I've got one!!! ;)).
L was not home yet, was still in the gym, but then at about midnight (or a little after) I've heard him coming. 'Oh good' - I thought, and heard some caughing outside... Just like he would have done the training again without having enough food before and I thought must be some blood-sugar level problem out there, so I waited in the bed till the latch was moving down. Then i just remembered that I locked it from inside (so it cannot be opened from out there) and jumped out of bed and opened the door.
There was dark outside and inside too and I haven't seen L so I stepped out to see whether he has some problem (blood preasure, or the caughing could be good sign of some problem)... And thenI saw a head. Hegiht was just about the same as L, but sg was not okay. And it took a simple moment when I realised it is not him, but a bald youngster.
At once I broke out in loud shouting about who the fuck he was, and what on earth is he thinking to sneak in here, and besides I've already called the police, and get the fucking fuck out of my fucking garden...
When I say I was loud, I mean it.
He was surprised, seemd drunk though ,and said sg about looking for a shop which he meant it was somewhere here... 'In my fucking garden? You bastard, there is no FUCKING SHOP IN HERE! GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL TAKE U OUT!' - 'Okay okay, relax, but by the way your garden's door was open!' - 'OH WELL YOU FOUND IT OPEN FOR THE LAST TIME! AND NOW GET OUT OF HERE!'
And he left... I then realised I was wearing nothing but a red boxer... so i got my coat on and grabbed my keys and locked the garden door. Then stormed back the house and locked everything and then went to the windows to check where the guy might be.
How surprising, he was way gone.
Then I started to feel the adrenalin in my wanes and I was slightly shaking. For a moment did not know what to do besides calling l for like three four times, but never answered. Might have been in the locker room (there is no signal in the gym), so I send him a text to call me back at once.
A minute later I called the police, where I started to explane the whole thing, starting like 'I was just about to go to sleep, when...' - when the officer interrupted in a boring tone: '...when you've heard loud music, right?'
What? So we came to the point when 107 is called only for that? 'What? No! I was calling to tell you that someone wanted to come in my house, and saw him, and made him leave by spotting him and yelling at him in the night, but he might be checking out other houses in the neigbourhood so would you please send an available cruise patrol over?' - ' We will see what we can do about it. Now relax, don't worry and you should go to sleep (!?!), and if it happens again, call us immediately!' - 'Uhm.. right... okay. But so if u happen to have a car around here, could u please send it over to look around in the streets here?' - 'We will do our best' - 'Uhm... yeah, thx.' - 'Good night sir!' - 'Good night!'.
Damn it...
Then L finally made it in like ten minutes, looking at me weird...
'Is there a problem?' - asked
'Oh yes... biiiig trouble, we have got.'
I explained what happened, and just then I could see, he cannot even move... he had spasm in his neck and in another story I'll tell you how we tried to find a hospital during the night when we tought there is no other thing we can do against the pain...

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"Then I started to feel the adrenalin in my wanes.."
According to Urban Dictionary "wane" is The Atlantic Canadian slang noun for penis.
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